Like I've said previously, I knew nothing about our Bachelor going into this season. Five episodes in, I'm ready to form my opinion. I don't like him. Let's delve into why. We're in Vietnam and there are eleven ladies left. "This is, like, nature! It's water, trees, sun!" - Clare describes Vietnam. And what nature… Continue reading El Bachelore – Episode 5
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El Bachelore – Episode 4
Herein begins the travelling, a round-the-world visit of "the most perfect places to fall in love." "I'm excited to start dating somewhere else." - Juan Pablo Does he realise that the Ladies are coming too? You're dating the same 13 women, just in a different place. Don't get too excited, dude. Chris Harrison tells the… Continue reading El Bachelore – Episode 4
El Bachelore – Episode 3
Molly the dog is still hanging around the mansion. Probably the only thing I like about this season so far. Will she go travelling with them? Can she stay even if Kelly gets kicked off? Will there be a dog every season now? Nikki kicks us off by telling the camera, "I want to see… Continue reading El Bachelore – Episode 3
El Bachelore – Episode 2
The episode opens with a shot of Molly the Dog swimming in the pool. Probably the highlight of the episode. Though that would also make me not want to swim in the pool anymore. One-on-One Date with Clare Clare allows herself to be blindfolded and gets into a car with a man she's only met… Continue reading El Bachelore – Episode 2
It’s Coming…The Bachelor 2014
That's right, we are only weeks away from the newest season of The Bachelor. Hope you can handle your excitement. I didn't watch the last season of The Bachelorette (Desiree's) so I actually know almost nothing about our latest bachelor. His name is Juan Pablo, he's from somewhere in South America, and I think he… Continue reading It’s Coming…The Bachelor 2014
The Bachelor Sean – Episode 4: Facts and Quotes
"It seems like everything's going very, very well." - Chris Harrison, who must have just gotten the recap from an intern somewhere. Fact: Sean's closet is not that tidy. I bet AshLee the Professional Organizer could help him with that. "I want to take it to the next level and then the next level and… Continue reading The Bachelor Sean – Episode 4: Facts and Quotes
Bachelor Sean – Episode 3
"I had no idea I would have feelings for girls this early." - Sean Yeah, yeah, you're so surprised. It is weird to me that he would have feelings at all for women he's barely spent an hour with, but the lead says this every season. You'd think they'd stop being surprised. "This could totally… Continue reading Bachelor Sean – Episode 3
The Bachelor Episode 2: The Week in Quotes
Shirtless Sean count: 6 scenes First date goes to....Sarah! "I didn't need an explanation, she's gorgeous!" - Bachelor Sean, referring to Sarah's explanation about the fact that she has only one arm. Sean may not need an explanation but it seems like the camera operators do. There were a ridiculous number of close-ups of Sarah's… Continue reading The Bachelor Episode 2: The Week in Quotes